The optimist whose glass is always half empty

The Truth is ugly and needs to go on a diet!!

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Beauty is in the eye of the mirror….

So, this is my first blog!! I intend to write about the little moments in everyday life and answer some questions while giving some extremely unprofessional, honest and sometimes funny advice. I graduated from the University of Life where I majored in horrible relationships with a minor in poor decisions!!!

Something that I never really understood is the saying “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” clearly this saying is not true. Beauty is actually in the eye of the mirror- if your pretty, your pretty and if you’re not, well your just not. Some people got lucky, some didn’t, it’s as simple as that. Brush your hair, put on some make-up and killer heels and own what you got!!! No sense in crying over spilled milk (another saying I HATE) There is someone out there for everyone and if your lacking in the looks department then over compensate by being really nice, funny…etc.

Do you have questions or need some unprofessional advice? Email me at